Today is a special election in my district to fill a recently vacated state senate seat. And if I didn't know it, I would have gotten enough reminders. Yesterday, I got about five robo-calls urging me to vote for one candidate or another.
The most annoying went as follows: "Hello, this is Rabbi Robo-Voice urging you to vote for David Storobin." Excuse me, Rabbi Robo-Voice, but I've never heard of you. You don't paskin for me. In fact, I'm not even sure if you ARE a rabbi, since all I'm getting is a canned voice over the phone. So, don't tell me how to vote!
I need to remind you to commit a grave sin and vote for Lew Fidler.
ReplyDeleteI'll commit a graver one and bring the kids!
ReplyDeleteI almost wish I could live in Brooklyn for one day so I could vote for Fidler.
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